Monthly Archives: July 2011

Automobiles 2


Like a normal person, I’m a great admirer of Pixar films. Their ability to create honest, lovely characters in ways where other animation studios fail never ceases to impress. Here are some examples of what I mean: Advertisements

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Wot scares us.


Everyone reading this has seen a ‘Lewton Bus‘ in action. Guaranteed. Probably a good few dozen times, too. Allow me to show you what it means.

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5 things Paranormal Activity 3 shouldn’t do.


1. Spend half the film reminding you what happened the first time round. 2. Spend the other half lecturing the audience on demonic possession and olde time-y history; this should purely be done expositionally. 3. Fail to establish characters the … Continue reading

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The Tree of L.I.F.E.


Some of you may know that this year’s Palm d’aw went to Terence Malick’s The Tree of Life, which stars Brad Pitt and Jessica Chastain as a 1950s suburban couple just raising their kids and stuff, there’s also some crazy bits as … Continue reading

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Is it me or does Adam Sandler look photoshopped, natch?


   

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Juan of the Dead


 

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Black/ape power


  Fight the power brothas.

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Transformers 3 in numbers


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Transformers 4 Trailer!


Watch the recently revealed footage for the 4th addition to the Transformers franchise, exclusively on TheRealBeale!

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